Joke 20 – Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher told them that it was a piece of cake.Ģ1 – Did I tell you the joke about the broken pencil?Ģ2 – What are ten things you can always count on?Ģ3 – What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs?Ģ4 – What did the circle say to the triangle? I don’t see your point. Joke 15 – What flies around the kindergarten room at night?ġ6 – What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?Ī teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”ġ7 – What did the paper say to the pencil?ġ8 – Why was the music teacher stuck outside his classroom?ġ9 – What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? ”Purr”ple 14 – I just can’t remember all the letters of the alphabet… I don’t know why! ~ Steve T. ~ Cherie M.ġ3 – What is a cat’s favorite color crayon? Joke 10 – Why was the broom late for school? ~ Anita C.ħ – Why did the dog do so well in school?īecause he was the teacher’s pet! 8 – Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.ĩ – How do bee parents send their little bees to school?
3 – Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses? Her students were so bright. I hope this will start the day with a smile!Ī huge thank you to several of my former students for some of these hilarious jokes! Also, a big thank you to the Teaching Trailblazers in our Fearless Kindergarten Facebook Group, Fearless First Grade Facebook Group, and Fearless Second Grade Facebook Group for funny jokes in the classroom! Sit back, relax and enjoy these 180 Jokes for the Classroom! I can’t stop laughing at the Cow and Dinosaur sections! Schoolġ – Which school supply is the king of the classroom?Ģ – What runs around the yard (or playground) all day, but never gets tired? Or, I will complete it whole group with several students taking guesses before providing the answer. Some days I have them pair and share what they think the answer may be. Here is my plan for the upcoming school year: When the jokes are presented to my students on the slide, I will provide time for students to read the joke on their own first. Also, to make it even more engaging and exciting I had a student assigned each day to tell a joke as well! I even made a point to include several of their jokes within this list! My plan for this upcoming school year is to do an entire year’s worth of jokes! I created google slides with my jokes and Bitmoji characters in various funny positions.
What better way than to have an entire “joke month” with a joke of the day. I had to find a way to motivate my students and keep them engaged and smiling when they signed on every morning. I was teaching completely virtual for almost the entire school year. I mean, would you even call that a joke? I digress… so where did this idea come from to compile this major list of jokes? Teaching during the pandemic. Knock, Knock!? (Who’s there?) Jokes! (Jokes who?) 180 JOKES FOR THE CLASSROOM THAT’S WHO!Īlright, so I promise the following 180 jokes are WAY BETTER than that.
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